10 Reasons Why Its Funner To Be a Kid at the Zoo

For an animal lover and avid people-watcher, a visit to the zoo never gets old, no matter your age. However at times I find it far more entertaining to watch the children at the zoo, rather than the animals…

For example: I once witnessed a little girl throw an AMAZING tantrum (screaming, wailing, arms flailing… the whole bit) all the way from the Northern Trek down to the African Savanna… and no one even blinked. I have to say, I envied her a little. I mean, let’s be honest people… sometimes it WOULD be nice for it to be OK if you had a total and complete MELT-DOWN like that in front of everyone. No questions asked.

But this little red-faced, siren-sounding, tantrum-throwing child-coming-down-from-an-extreme-sugar-high not only entertained me, she inspired me. My envy of her led me to think of some other reasons why it is WAY better to be a kid at the zoo than it is to be an adult. So here goes…

1. You get to be chauffeured around everywhere in a plush, shaded stroller or fun little red wagon.

2. You can dress up like the animals and people think it’s cute. No one thinks it is “weird” or “just-trying-to-get-attention” or “wacky” or “deranged.”

3. Everyone moves out of YOUR way so that you can have the best view of the monkeys throwing poo at one another.

4. You will not be made fun of or teased for spilling ketchup and mustard down the front of your shirt and walking around all day sportin’ a stain on your chest.

5. When you talk to the animals no one thinks it is “strange” or “just-trying-to-get-attention” or “questionable” or “sad.”

6. It’s totally acceptable and not “dirty” to ask questions like: “What is that kangaroo doing to that OTHER kangaroo?”

7. No one yells: “Hey!” or “Get down from there!” or “You’re too heavy!” or “You’ll break it!” if you climb up and sit on the railing to get a better look at the tortoises.

8. If you make random animal noises while standing in line for the bathroom or concessions no one thinks it is “odd” or “just-trying-to-get-attention” or “curious” or “psycho.”

9. You can be covered in cotton-candy, having the bestest, stickiest, finger-lickingest time of your life and no one looks at you funny. You do NOT have to carry your cotton-candy home in a concealed plastic bag and secretly devour it at 10 p.m. on the couch in your living room, sitting next to your cat while watching re-runs of Seinfeld… with the blinds drawn.

10. And finally… as previously mentioned… You can throw an elephant-sized fit whenever, wherever and whyever you want to and no one thinks it is “scary” or “just-trying-to-get-attention” or “immature” or “narcissistic.”

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6 thoughts on “10 Reasons Why Its Funner To Be a Kid at the Zoo

  1. Nannette says:

    Sounds like you and I need a screamfest. The problem is…where do you go to just scream your lungs out without anyone hearing you and thinking you’re nuts and need phychiatric help. Lately life has been beating the crap out of me and my only oasis is tons of zanax or imaginings of pulling my truck out in front of a semi barrelling down the road at atleast 60 mph. NOT GOOD! Wish someone would tell me what I am supposed to do with all my frustrations and pain. When I was a teenager I could scream when noone was home because we lived in the middle of nowhere.

    • I’m sorry to hear that things have been rough lately Nannette 😦 Maybe we need to go to the zoo before winter comes… and just pretend we’re kids 😉 Let me know if there is anything you need!!

  2. I still remember the time I took my goddaughter to the zoo. She was so excited to see the monkeys “exercising” – then it was on to non stop talking about seeing the dolpins. The highlight was visiting the farm at the zoo. She asked the lady why the bull had a ring in its nose and she stated what is was for and my goddaughter did not like her response and stated to the lady that he (the bull) was being stylish – it was just priceless:)

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